Because I am a nerd...

I recently discovered that somebody with a lot of time on their hands decided to translate the Bible into LolSpeak.  srsly.

For whatever reason, today I decided to look up some verses and see how they translate.  Hey I work at a Bible camp...this is entertaining stuff!

1 Corinthians 13:4-8a,13:

 Luv is pashient n kind, luv haz no jelusniss or showin offz, luv no is stuck-up5 or r00dz. Luv no insistzes on doin it 4 itzelf, itz not pisst off alla tiem or rezentflufflele.6 Luv izzn all happiez about doin it wrong, but is happiez about teh truthz.7 Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz. Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz... i sed that areddy?

8 Luv no haz endingz.

13 Nao faithz an hoepz an luvz r hear, theses threes, but teh bestest iz teh luv. srsly.

Habakkuk 1:5

Ceiling Cat sez

5 Jus be patient H-kuk. Ima do sumthin so awezum u won't bleeve.

Isaiah 43:1-3a

Dis iz wut TopCat sez: "Ai maded yuz, mai kittehs. Don b scardeyCatz; don b afrad. Ai luvz yu; yuz r mien.2 Wen yu gose n 2 watr, ai b wif yu. Wen der b rain or fier, ai b wif yu. Yuz no drownded or b burnded.3 Dis all cuz iz TopCat, yur Ceiling Cat. 

Alright, maybe I should do some actual work now....maybe....